Policy 1: The Right to Be Late

Section 1: The Right to Be Late (RtBL) Defined

Article 1.1: The RtBL is a fundamental human right, enshrined in the Universal Charter of Conundrums.

Article 1.2: All committee members are entitled to be late, except on Tuesdays.

Article 1.3: Any attempts to enforce punctuality will be met with fierce resistance and/or stern letters to the editor.

Policy 2: The Right to Be Right on Time - The Unenforced Loophole

Policy 3: The Right to Be Overconfident - The Art of Faking It